Rain curtain high

Which state..... Cont'd? - vermont flood insurance

Maryland: If you dream it, we can tax

Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than in Sweden (for most tax brackets)

Michigan's first line of defense for Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... 10000000000000 and mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come feel better about their own state

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Nuts, and very
A little

Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and leave us alone

New Jersey: You want ##$%##! Currency? I Got Yer ##$%##! Slogan Here!

New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets

New York: You have the right to remain silent, you are entitled to a
Lawyer ....

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!

Ohio: In least're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: singing, like the game, but not

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook with coal

Rhode Iceland: We are really not an island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We really do not go

South Dakota: Closer to North Dakota

Tennessee: The state Educashun

Texas: When I say "Ing'les

Utah: Our Jesus is better than Jesus

Vermont: Yes

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and bat Slackjaw not mix?

Washington: Help! We are an invasion of "nerds" and Slackers!

Washington, DC: You want to be mayor?

West Virginia: one big happy family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese

Wyoming: Where men are men ... and sheep are scared